Rudy’s Family Values
How to become a GOP family values champion: 1. Marry your cousin. 2. Pretend you didn’t know she was your cousin. 3. Get your lengthy marriage to your mystery-cousin-wife annulled. 4. Marry someone...
View ArticleJ.D. Hayworth’s Marriage Menagerie
J.D. Hayworth, in an effort to out-wingnut John McCain in Arizona’s Senatorial primary, is claiming that legalized same-sex marriage can lead to man-horse nuptials. This is what he had to say during...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Legalized Same-Sex Marriage In New York
Congratulations to the New York State Legislature and to Governor Andrew Cuomo. Governor Cuomo promised to legalize same-sex marriage in New York and he’s somehow managed to pull it off. I’m extra...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To 10th Amendment Hypocrisy
I’m constantly running into Tenth Amendment states’ rights hypocrisy, most often concerning abortion rights and same sex marriage. Texas Governor Rick Perry is but the latest example: He’s now calling...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To DOMA’s Demise
Most experts seem to think the U.S. Supreme Court will strike down DOMA, thereby ending the federal ban on benefits to gay spouses. The question is: Will they do it based upon equal protection, or...
View ArticleMike’s Oklahoma “Solution” (Limerick)
As the fight over Oklahoma’s ban on same-sex marriage heads to the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals in Denver, Colorado, Oklahoma Rep. Mike Turner (R-Edmond) is worried that gay marriage might prevail....
View ArticleSupreme Surprise (Limerick)
Supreme Surprise (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane The SCOTUS has caused quite a din Over gay marriage rights. Is it sin Or just fine for the states To say gays can be mates? Its response is “We...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To “Licensing Clerks” Offended By Gay Marriage
Open Limerick To “Licensing Clerks” Offended By Gay Marriage By Madeleine Begun Kane You’re a county employee devout? There’s a law your religion says, “Flout?” Well, a licensing clerk Just can’t shirk...
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